lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via freethelonely)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: parasailin, via freethelonely)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

(Source: lule-bell, via thatgingercassie)